Crush (David Fury)
Buffy and Dru are tied up, Harmony lurks around, Spike talks a lot, Buffy slams the door in his face.
Well, that’s it, isn’t it? Spike talks a lot about himself and if you care then this is a great episode.
It opens with hilarious dancing – first, Anya with the typical hands over the head grooving and then Willow and Tara’s…, I don’t know, it’s sort of dancing, swaying and holding hands, and funny.
“I’m down with that. Let’s just call “she who will not be named” another name. Let’s just call her-” “Ben!” (well, it made me laugh)
I did enjoy the part when Buffy realises that Dawn is right and Spike is crushing on her. “Is this a date?” she asks incredulously and Spike can’t wriggle out of it.
“What, that chip in your head? That’s not change. That’s just…holding you back. You’re like a serial killer in prison!” “Women marry them all the time!”
The last time Harmony is funny: “Or Charlize Theron.”
“Honey, did you…somehow, unintentionally, lead him on in any way? Uh, send him signals?” “Well, I…I do beat him up a lot. For Spike that’s like third base.” (of course, it’s the victim’s fault that they are being stalked)
Well, that was as pathetic a review as this cardigan cruelty: