I believe that people have the right to make jokes. I just wish they were funny and didn't wish for death and destruction.

"Crap! Robin Hood airport is closed. You’ve got a week and a bit to get your shit together otherwise I’m blowing the airport sky high!!"

Paul Chambers on Twitter

Can someone please stone Yasmin Alibhai-Brown to death? I shan’t tell Amnesty if you don’t. It would be a blessing.

Gareth Compton on Twitter